I am a man of habit. Changes in my routine are only done under the most extreme of duress. Of course, my routine often consists of doing nothing more than waking up and then proceeding to spend the rest of the day bemoaning my inability to do anything more than moan about everything. But I … Continue reading My Favourite Soup
The Imitation Game is the worst film ever made. The second worst is Zombeavers. Today I will focus on the latter. I first saw Zombeavers two weeks ago, back when I was in my ever-too-often state of being unable to sleep and yet too sleep deprived to do anything of worth. It was on Horror, … Continue reading Zombeavers – A Review
I want one thing and one thing only in my life: to sit alone in my cottage drinking pots of coffee while occasionally painting animals that are wearing rain jackets. Unfortunately for me, society will not allow me to do this until I have earned enough money to be able to pay for that lifestyle. … Continue reading Job Interviews
Hello, all. I haven't written a blog for some time. I put this down to having the attention span of a cactus. I made a personal challenge to myself some while ago to maintain a healthy upkeep of this but gave up after about two days. I put that down to the black hole of creativity … Continue reading Painting and Paintings
I have foreseen my own death. I am ninety years old. I am surrounded by my loved ones. My eldest granddaughter Aerith, named after my daughter her mother, has taken time out of her busy schedule as the Empress of the Restored Empire of Anglia to sit at my bedside, regaling stories of my many, … Continue reading Patrick McGoohan Will Be The Cause of My Mental Breakdown
Man, that KSI sure can punch, can't he? Not in an accurate manner, of course; but when he swings with his comically long, exaggerated, telegraphed-from-the-moon wind-up, it sure does connect something fierce. Bizarrely, why Logan Paul decided to stand with his guard down and allow this inches-per-hour slow punch connect with his rapidly balding head, … Continue reading As a Boxing Expert, Let Me Tell You About That KSI and Logan Paul Fight
I recently bought the latest Madden game, which was, of course, my first mistake. Madden in general—and sports games at large—have been getting weaker over the last few years, amounting to little more than roster upgrades than anything particularly new or innovative. And yet, despite knowing that, almost every year I feel the pull of … Continue reading Stop Putting Story Mode in my Damn Sports Games!