My Favourite Soup

I am a man of habit. Changes in my routine are only done under the most extreme of duress. Of course, my routine often consists of doing nothing more than waking up and then proceeding to spend the rest of the day bemoaning my inability to do anything more than moan about everything. But I … Continue reading My Favourite Soup

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Zombeavers – A Review

The Imitation Game is the worst film ever made. The second worst is Zombeavers. Today I will focus on the latter. I first saw Zombeavers two weeks ago, back when I was in my ever-too-often state of being unable to sleep and yet too sleep deprived to do anything of worth. It was on Horror, … Continue reading Zombeavers – A Review

As a Boxing Expert, Let Me Tell You About That KSI and Logan Paul Fight

Man, that KSI sure can punch, can't he? Not in an accurate manner, of course; but when he swings with his comically long, exaggerated, telegraphed-from-the-moon wind-up, it sure does connect something fierce. Bizarrely, why Logan Paul decided to stand with his guard down and allow this inches-per-hour slow punch connect with his rapidly balding head, … Continue reading As a Boxing Expert, Let Me Tell You About That KSI and Logan Paul Fight

Stop Putting Story Mode in my Damn Sports Games!

I recently bought the latest Madden game, which was, of course, my first mistake. Madden in general—and sports games at large—have been getting weaker over the last few years, amounting to little more than roster upgrades than anything particularly new or innovative. And yet, despite knowing that, almost every year I feel the pull of … Continue reading Stop Putting Story Mode in my Damn Sports Games!